Bad stuff
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- You die.
- You die painfully.
- You lose $20.
- Someone else eats the last McNugget.
- You get zapped by your new electric blanket.
- You lose your luggage which has you heart medicine in it.
- A dog really eats your homework.
- Your boss tells you that you've been replaced by a computer.
- You get busted watching strange porn.
- Your mother in law is a bitch.
- You crack your iphone screen.
- You decide to go on a nice picnic with a friend. When you open the picnic basket you find a snake inside.
- You pick the wrong suitcase on deal or no deal.
- Your girlfriend surprises you with tickets to go see Barbra Streisand.
- You go to make an omelette and you crack open a rotten egg.
- You get bullied for your lunch money.
- You get bullied for your lunch money as an adult.
- KFC says that there is a 12 minute wait on chicken.
- You just missed the bus and have to wait in the rain.
- You throw like a girl no matter how hard you try.
- You get belted.
- A nun tells you that you're going to hell.
- You have $40,000 in credit card debit.
- Nobody has ever liked one of your facebook statuses.
- You get called a pig and it really hurts you.
- The teacher busts you running with scissors.
- When you think nothing else can go wrong you get fired.
- You realise that you lost your wallet when going to pay for petrol.
- You suck at computers.
- You buy an apple product and a week later a newer model comes out.
