Bad stuff
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- Your arm pits sweat and smell more than other people around you.
- You move to a new neighbourhood. The next morning while having breakfast you feel good about the move. You then hear on the radio that someone got shot in your street last night.
- Your boss is a prick.
- You buy a table from ikea and they forgot to pack the legs at the factory.
- Wild dogs chase you down the street.
- You are lonely.
- A dentist charges you a lot of money for 30 minutes work.
- You want your birthday to go by with no one noticing but your friends encourage you to do something against your will.
- You have crabs.
- You take a taxi and the driver rips you off by taking the long way through traffic.
- You're not tired but you yawn because someone else yawned.
- Guys stare at your girlfriend's cleavage and when you say to her to cover them up she says no.
- You want to go fishing this Saturday but it's your mother in-laws birthday.
- You have blue balls.
- While stopped at the traffic lights someone in the car next to you stares at you making you feel uncomfortable.
- Your alarm clock malfunctions and it now means that you are late for work.
- You have constant sore throats. You go to the doctor and he says harden up.
- Most people don't like your personality.
- You're a girl and you have a mo.
- You're 1 month away from retirement. You then receive a letter in the mail from the government explaining that they have just extended the retirement age by 2 more years.
- You handle wood and you then get a splinter. It later gets infected.
- A girl gives you her phone number. When you call or SMS it she ignores you.
- You put on 3 kilos over Christmas.
- Nature plays a cure joke on you.
- Your work start time is 9am. Sales are down so your boss says that you are now required to attend an 8am daily sales meeting.
- The government tells you that they are converting your country to become a communist country.
- You buy a boat and within the fist 6 months it cost you more in maintenance and repairs than the purchase price.
- You are running late for work and you forget to brush your teeth.
- You suspect that your daughter is a stripper and soon your suspicions are confirmed.
- You have a bad hair day everyday.
