Bad stuff
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- While working out on a machine at the gym someone asks you how long you will be.
- On a 14 hour flight to Australia you need to go to the toilet but a sleeping old lady sitting next to you is blocking you in your seat.
- You can't find good help.
- While running a smart ass yells out to you 'run forest run'.
- You suck at most things.
- You know a lot about nothing.
- The P&L for your business doesn't add up.
- Your laptops battery doesn't last as long as it used to.
- It takes over an hour for you to get ready in the mornings.
- You get charged extra for sauce for a meat pie.
- You don't understand fractions or percentages.
- You find it hard to find clothes you like when you go shopping.
- You bring in a carrot cake to work and no one eats it.
- People run when they see you coming.
- You buy bread from the supermarket. When you get home you realize that your partner also just bought the bread.
- You are really tall but you suck at basket ball.
- At work your boss is more interested in managing his iTunes library than your development plan.
- As a girl you are scared that your hair will go frizzy as soon as you see a rain cloud.
- You get violated.
- You go on a blind date. When you meet up with the person you need to think of an excuse to try and get out of it but you can't think of anything.
- You can never afford a chauffeur driver.
- Your business has negative cash flow.
- A puppy bites at your ankles and it hurts.
- You submit your end of year exam and then later realize that you forgot to put your name on it.
- People shit you.
- The doctor won't give you anything for your shoulder pain.
- You lose a bet.
- Acid rain removes the paint from your car.
- You get a final overdue notice to pay a bill but you don't remember getting the first notice.
- You have a new pimple.
