Bad stuff

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You drive a shit car and you suspect it's why you're not getting laid.
Out of nowhere you get a skin rash that you've never had before and it's in a place tha's embarrassing to show the doctor.
You accidentally break something.
You have a lot more grey hairs than other people your own age.
You go on big brother and it ruins your life.
Your bank screws you over.
You think it's cool to wear glasses without lenses as a fashion statement.
Sore throat, fever, blocked nose and muscle ache. You have them all.
You SMS someone you like and they don't text back.
You thought that gratuity was included in the bill but it's not.
You have a funny sounding sneeze.
Your dad says that one day you'll be taking over the family manure business.
You get spat on by multiple people.
You literally have a pain in the neck.
While painting the fumes really get to you and make you feel ill.
You get interrupted while you're watching TV.
Your tie gets caught in the heavy duty office shredded.
You lose your balance.
You have glandular fever.
You're lost despite having a map.
When people guess your age they always guess way over.
Someone calls your house and it's a wrong number. They then apologize and hang up. A few seconds later the phone rings again.
You realize that there was a scorpion in your shoe after putting it on.
You get scared by the dark as an adult.
You are fully aware that your life is going no where.
High speed internet porn ruins your life.