Bad stuff
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- You can't cook but you told your date that's coming over that you can.
- Your on a bus that's going slower than usual and you're late for an appointment.
- Chuck norris hates you.
- The delivery boy doesn't deliver your newspaper.
- You get told that there's a spider in your head.
- You have to make chit chat with people you don't like.
- Someone won't stop tickling you. It's been 4 minutes.
- It's too difficult to setup your home wifi.
- At the beach a bit if sand ends up in your mouth and you bite down on it.
- You are on public transport and have to listen to 2 strangers boring and annoying conversation.
- You are not good with kids.
- Someone sneezes way too close to you.
- You ask a girl out and she says no.
- At work you have to manage a project that you don't like.
- During summer it's hotter inside your house than outside.
- The heals of your shoes wear out the quickest around the outside edges but otherwise they're fine.
- Your boss doesn't believe that you are sick.
- Your fingernail tears.
- You have to rely on someone who is unreliable.
- You feel lonely.
- You get invited to the royal wedding and you don't know what to wear.
- You get called a wanker.
- The air filter above your kitchen stove top has never been changed and it now sometimes leaks greasy glug on your food.
- You say that you are friends with Peter Pan and they lock you up in a hospital.
- You try out a new cafe for lunch and your order totals $7.90. You want to pay on your card and there is a $10 minimum so you have to look for something extra to buy that you don't really want.
- Your boss wants to be friends on Facebook.
- You push a button and nothing happens.
- You ask for no olives on your pizza and it comes with olives.
- Donald Trump dramatically fires your ass on national TV and you now always get referred to as that person who got fired.
- You like to work in the garden and you now always have dirt under your fingernails because it's hard to clean out. Your garden also has manure in it.
