Bad stuff
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- You need to pretend that everything is ok when it is not.
- You just want to relax in your underwear but you get unexpected visitors. These people who have decided to visit have always annoyed you.
- You are not financially literate.
- You open the fridge door because you are hungry but then close it without taking anything out because there's nothing of interest to eat.
- You make less money this year.
- You daydream too much and it gets you nowhere.
- Your computer freezes and you have to restart. You also lose your unsaved document.
- You accidentally put your fist through the wall.
- You are late and you have to shave.
- You over think stuff.
- You own a business which is failing.
- You don't like fishing but your friends drag you along in a fishing trip. You feel sorry for the fish.
- You have no respect for the law and the law puts your ass in jail.
- You laugh at your own jokes to often.
- You are too lazy to make your bed in the mornings.
- Someone tells you that you have no personality.
- You are time poor.
- You become addicted to Facebook.
- You run out of staples in your stapler but don't realize until you press down and your papers are no stapled.
- Your eyes are tired from looking at a computer screen all day.
- You boss asks you to train someone new and you don't want to because you are too busy.
- You realize that you need to get out more but then you just fall back into the same old routine.
- On a 12 hour flight you are sitting in-between 2 people who are constaintly coughing and sneezing.
- You are as boring as bat shit.
- Your calculator has a flat battery.
- You trip on your shoe lace.
- You work with idiots.
- You order a pizza and you didn't realise that it comes with anchovies and you hate anchovies.
- You write a book and nobody likes it.
- You accidentally walk into a gay bar and you are not gay.
