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Bad stuff

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451. You think that buying a Porsche will get you laid but it doesn't.
452. The price of your favorite medium McChicken meal goes up.
453. You forget the combination to your combination lock.
454. You get lost in Costco.
455. You think you fixed your leaking roof but the next time it rains you realize that you didn't.
456. In the city your mobile says no coverage.
457. You have an itch on your back that you can't scratch.
458. Your dentist is a sadist.
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadism
459. You forget how to ride a bike and fall off grazing your knee.
460. You have 187 days to count down to something that you are really looking forward to.
461. You get chewing gum in your hair and need to cut it out.
462. You accidentally pat a skunk and now your hand smells no matter how much you wash it. It's been a week.
463. You get told off by a teacher.
464. As a pedestrian you get beeped for 1 whole second by a car for crossing a no walk signal.
465. You bite into a water melon and it's not sweet.
466. You live next to the zoo and the giraffes give you bad mobile phone coverage.
467. You have too much mucus.
468. You are shit scared of clowns.
469. Your proof of concept doesn't work.
470. You send someone a sms asking if they want to catch up for lunch and they don't rely.
471. You are forced to socialise with people you don't know or care about.
472. You like peanut butter and have a craving for it but you've run out.
473. You are an attention seeker but nobody gives you attention.
474. A grizzly bear knocks on your door and you open up.
475. You never get to go to disneyland.
476. Your car radio stops working and you have a 3 hour drive.
477. Your boss gives you the look when you come in late for work.
478. As a cat you have fleas and can't stop itching.
479. The horn in your car stops working and you have road rage often and it is made worse because you can't beep.
480. You get excited because you get mail but then realise that it's a bill you have to pay it.