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2101. Your garden becomes unwieldily.
2102. The doctor says that you have post nasal drip.
2103. Burger King says that they no longer sell whoppers.
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2104. Work feels like a wringer.
2105. Someone of the same sex tries to pick you up and you are not gay.
2106. You walk with a limp.
2107. Your house gets graffitied.
2108. A trades person rips you off.
2109. You lower your standards and then before you know it you are surrounded by mediocrity.
2110. Your satellite dish falls off your roof.
2111. You can't find an important document.
2112. You blow a hole in your subwoofer.
2113. All the food in your fridge grows mould.
2114. You go away on a 2 month holiday and you still need to pay rent to your landlord while you're away.
2115. At work you are classified as that wired guy in the office.
2116. You have a dry mouth.
2117. Your girlfriend takes too long to get ready.
2118. You get sand in your eye.
2119. You suffer from bad itching around your groin area.
2120. You can't open a jar because you are weak.
2121. You go to a nice bar to meet some ladies. When you bring one home she turns out to be a man.
2122. You hire a bricklayer to lay the bricks for your new fence. On completion you notice that all the bricks are laid crooked and you have OCD and it really gets to you.
2123. You get told lies.
2124. You just took a shower and now you need to take a shit.
2125. Your waistline expands.
2126. Someone tells you 'nice shirt' as an insult.
2127. A flys constantly fly around you.
2128. You're late and you can't find your car keys.
2129. Your manger says that the company is downsizing and that your name was mention in the downsizing meeting.
2130. People like to steal flowers from your front yard. You get fed up and creat a sign saying 'please do not steal my flowers'. Despite this people keep stealing your flowers.