Bad stuff

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  1. An old lady gives you a wet kiss.
  2. Your cars left headlight stops working
  3. You buy something on eBay for an upcoming overseas trip and it doesn't arrive in time.
  4. You get hit by a bus.
  5. A crack in your bedroom wall gets bigger.
  6. Your computer slows down.
  7. Your knee starts to hurt and the dr thinks it's your knee cap.
  8. You are well and truly in the rat race.
  9. You forget to tell someone to water your plants while you are away on holiday.
  10. Someone kicks over your sand castle and you haven't finished making it.
  11. You want to exchange something and you can't find the receipt.
  12. You see your ex-girlfriend happy with someone else.
  13. You order 2,000 business cards that have the wrong phone number on them.
  14. On a windy day dust gets in your eye.
  15. You give a speech and at the end someone asks a dumb question.
  16. Instead of getting an upgrade you get a downgrade.
  17. You thought property prices always went up.
  18. As a celebrity you get hate mail.
  19. While playing golf your ball lands in a sand bunker.
  20. Car hoons rip burn outs in you street.
  21. You accidentally knock over and break a perfume bottle in your bedroom.
  22. Someone rings your door bell and then runs off.
  23. You don't look after your garden and it turns into a jungle.
  24. You buy a luxury car and don't realize how much the servicing cost.
  25. As a farmer your beetroot crop doesn't grow and you don't know why.
  26. You have lots of stains on your pants.
  27. At work you miss your sales quota by 1 sale.
  28. Your job role is unclear.
  29. You get asked to feed someone's cat while they are away on holiday and you hate cats.
  30. You always get confused with greater than > and less than < operators.