Bad stuff
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- You're late for work and there's someone else in the shower.
- You floss your teeth and then your gums start bleeding.
- You fail miserably.
- People don't like talking to you.
- The post office decides to go on strike and you are expecting an important letter.
- Your car gets hit by a missile that was fired by a tank.
- You don't get around to doing your home work and the next morning the teacher asks you for the answer to question 1 and you have to say that you didn't do it.
- You had a six pack but now it's gone.
- No one like you including your mother.
- You hire someone to mow your lawn and they do a half assed job.
- A policeman says that you're going down.
- During a speech at work you decide to inject humor by telling a joke. When you say the punch line no one laughs and you almost get fired.
- On the bus your fellow commuters have bad body odor. It's so bad you can taste it.
- The doctor says that you are infected.
- You get a new boss and he's a hard ass.
- Teenagers ring your door bell and then run off.
- You try a new brand of mouthwash and when you swish it around your mouth it really stings.
- You are get a job at Mc Donald's and you are still their 10 years later.
- As a king you get dethroned.
- A bird flys off with your hat.
- Your neighbour's kid just got a new drum kit.
- A fast snake slithers up your pants.
- You are bald and over time your head becomes really shiny.
- While eating your dog looks at you and makes you feel guilty for not sharing.
- A stranger tells you that you suck.
- You accidentally eat a strawberry with mould on it.
- Superman sends you a $300 bill for rescuing your cat from a tall tree.
- You hire a secretary that can't spell.
- You say something stupid infront of a large group of people.
- Your email inbox gets spammed by 100 spammers at once.
