Bad stuff
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- Your new drug dealer is an undercover cop.
- You get rammed from behind.
- While talking to someone you begin sweating profusely for no reason.
- At work senior management have a bitch session about you and plot to get you fired.
- You get blown away by a 747.
- Your anus is always itchy.
- You run a red light. The police bust you give you a $200 fine.
- While eating a burger you discover mould on the burger bun. You decide to ignore it and eat around it. Shortly after you also discover that the middle of the beef patty is cold and not cooked properly.
- You wake up with the worst sore throat in history.
- While swinging back on your chair you fall back.
- You accidentally eat something hot and it burns your tongue.
- A son of a bitch steals your car.
- You get grilled in a job interview.
- You're a horse and you are forced to pull a carrage against your will. As you wont move they then get out the whip and start whipping you.
- You get a good feeling which is short lived.
- Your date cancels on you.
- You don't go to the gym for 2 weeks and your muscles rapidly shrink.
- While making toast you accidentally burn it and the smoke dector goes off.
- While sleeping you hear a ghost.
- No one gets you.
- Someone puts a bullet in your ass.
- You go to the doctor to get a flu shot and you get the flu 3 weeks later.
- It's your day off and you answer a call from your boss while you are completely stoned.
- While getting waxed the beautician says that they have never seen anyone as hairy as you.
- You discover ants in your pantry.
- Each night you can hear your neighbours having sex in their squeaky bed. You also haven't had sex in years.
- No one can help you.
- Once you were young, hot and good looking. Now you are old, grey haired and wrinkled.
- Your life coach gives you bad advice and it only becomes apparent 10 years later.
- While driving you have really bad sun glare in your eyes and you forgot your sunglasses at home today.
