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1861. You have to listen to someone brag about themselves.
1862. Your horse needs new horse shoes and it's gonna cost you $2,000.
1863. You have to shake someone's hand and they just came out of the toilet and their hands are wet.
1864. You hire someone who is a compulsive liar.
1865. You lose a starring contest.
1866. You go to use a gift card and it doesn't work.
1867. Your garden grows out of control and you can now hear snakes in the grass.
1868. You haven't washed your bed sheets in ages and you can now see clumps of dust mites.
1869. You bump your head under a table.
1870. You suddenly wake up to a large thunder sound and you piss the bed.
1871. You need to deal with a real estate agent.
1872. You get sharp pains in your abdomen.
1873. You bake a cake and it comes out shit.
1874. While counting someone confuses you and you loose count.
1875. At work it feels like a really long day.
1876. You buy a new car and it doesn't come with a new car smell.
1877. Your dentist tells you off badly for not flossing.
1878. The mechanic says that your car needs a new engine.
1879. You end up next to a friend who wore an I'm with stupid T-shirt and the arrow pointing to you. It gets posted to facebook and you end up really copping it in the comments.
1880. A leaking roof turns into a $1,500 repair bill.
1881. You got called a hyena because of the way you laugh and now you don't laugh as much because you are self conscious.
1882. You are a victim of a random pants dacking.
1883. Late at night you hear a huge bear outside. It scratches your front door really loudly trying to get in and you shit yourself.
1884. You accidentally leave your microphone on while going to the toilet.
1885. You start to notice grey hair.
1886. As a vegetarian who likes jelly you learn that jelly is made from gelatin which is made from animals. It grosses you out and you never eat jelly again. You're upset too because you really like it.
1887. On the train you unknowingly sit on chewing gum and it ruins your pants.
1888. You realize life is short when it's too late.
1889. You get sick of your favorite song.
1890. You get restructured out of a job and it comes as a shock.