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871. You become a hunchback.
872. You get a fine for feeding the birds.
873. You go to write with a pen that doesn't work. Even after trying to get it to work it doesn't.
874. Your music teacher says that you have no talent.
875. You want to be famous but you become infamous in the process.
876. You get pins and needles in you right hand while driving.
877. You ride the world's fastest roller coaster and then blackout.
878. You can't reach low hanging fruit.
879. You are really ticklish and people tickle you to get you to do what they want.
880. You get busted dressing up as the opposite sex on the weekends and the news breaks first on facebook with photos.
881. Your boss wants you to make him a coffee. Over time he grooms you into his personal work bitch.
882. You send a complaint to a large company and they just ignore you.
883. You intend to watch a quick 2 minute YouTube video and it turns into 40 minutes of procrastination.
884. You are horny and you don't have a girlfriend.
885. You see a heard of wild buffalo running in your direction.
886. Your new slippers are uncomfortable and they remain that way.
887. Your car needs a service so you take it into the mechanic. Your mechanic then rips you and says that you need new breaks even though you changed then last time.
888. You have hyperhidrosis.
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperhidrosis
889. You are a witness to a crime. 2 months later you receive a letter advising that you need to goto court. You wanted nothing to do with this.
890. On a 14 hour plane flight you have to sit next to a constantly crying baby.
891. You get told 'I told you so'.
892. You accidentally burn toast and the fire alarm goes off.
893. The police kick in your door by mistake as they had the wrong address.
894. You look like a panda.
895. You are a grown man and you are scared of the dark.
896. You are pussy whipped.
897. Everytime you save money you end up blowing it all on alcohol and strippers.
898. You get a puffy eye.
899. You get busted on camera urinating in public.
900. Your chest hair resembles a rug.