Bad stuff

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  1. Your a man and you accidentally buy ladies sunglasses.
  2. You experience pain.
  3. While sitting on crowded public transport someone's armpit ends up being up close to your face.
  4. You accidentally get a kick to the head.
  5. While in a meeting you zone out and then someone asks you a question.
  6. You can smell shit.
  7. A stoner on the street asks you for money because he says he has the munches.
  8. You find life too tough.
  9. At work you don't have time for lunch.
  10. You pull apart you cars dashboard and when you put it all back together you have 2 screws left over.
  11. Things just went from bad to worse.
  12. While at the pool someone takes your towel.
  13. You lose your temper and then later regret it.
  14. Your head resembles a turnip.
  15. You try a new fabric softener and it ruins your clothes.
  16. You lose a bet because you couldn't pick Coke from Pepsi while wearing a blindfold.
  17. You go on holidays and forget your phone charger.
  18. You find nothing in life worthwhile.
  19. You get told to vacate the premises.
  20. You can't stop counting things.
  21. You can't find your contact lense that just fell out.
  22. The office slut blackmails you.
  23. You arrive and your appointment is not in the book.
  24. The food in your fridge goes off.
  25. You get an unexpected guest and your toilet smells because you just used it.
  26. You are not all there.
  27. Your are sexually deprived.
  28. You run out of toothpaste.
  29. You feel like a bad person after stepping on an ant.
  30. You hear a crack sound and you fear that you may have cracked a bone.