Bad stuff
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- Your new girlfriend is more in love with your money than in love with you.
- Your work colleague who sits at the desk to you just came into work sick today. They're coughing and sneezing all over the place. You also have a holiday booked at the end of the week which means that you can't really afford to get sick.
- You are extremely unlucky in life.
- Someone calls you a fat bitch.
- You what to be gangster but it's just not in you.
- You get stung by a jellyfish.
- You're unpopular.
- The doctors says that you have a punctured lung.
- You can smell shit.
- Your life story is boring.
- You have a weird sounding voice.
- People are often surprised as to how stupid you are.
- Despite wearing an oven mitt you still burn your hand taking something out if the oven.
- You accidentally swallow a small piece of glass.
- You become a stripper and a short time after you feel as though you have lost your dignity.
- You're told that there's no Santa claws and it comes as a shock.
- Your head doesn't suit your body.
- You accidentally dropped some money on the floor without realizing it until afterwards when it's too late.
- You go to a nightclub and you are the oldest person there.
- You have more questions than answers.
- You bite into a strawberry and it's really sour.
- You look outside and it starts raining. You were also planning on going for a run.
- At work your boss says that he's going to cut your hours back because you're shit.
- Someone calls you disgusting and they are right.
- You have the opposite of swagger.
- You have a large and prominent pimple on your face. You also have a hot date tonight.
- Your teeth are crooked and appear yellow.
- While enjoying the good life you get bad news.
- Instead of having a trim and flat stomach you have a round and bulging one.
- You forget to put your name on your test paper.
