Bad stuff

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  1. You set your alarm to see a full moon eclipse at 4:37am and you sleep through your alarm.
  2. People say just be yourself so you give it a try but you end up being even more rejected.
  3. You're trying to take a nap during the day but you can hear annoying birds outside.
  4. When you arrive at the casino you feel welcome because you are sucker.
  5. On you mobile bill you get charged twice for something.
  6. You leave google.com unsatisfied.
  7. Your dog howls at the moon and you just want him to be quiet.
  8. You feel lethargic lying in bed and you have a lot to do.
  9. You have a low IQ and never realize.
  10. You are naturally a negative person and you poo pop everyone else's new ideas when you hear them. Eventually people just stop talking to you because you just do their head in.
  11. A psychotic and recently departed ex employee knows how to bring the companies computer system down.
  12. After 6pm you photo copy your ass at work for fun. You later realize that the photocopier has a built in hard disk which records everything.
  13. You can't taste chocolate muffins anymore.
  14. Coffee prices triple overnight due to a global coffee shortage. You are addicted to coffee.
  15. You thought that wearing shoulder pads in the eighties was a good idea.
  16. For some reason the curtains don't shut and now everyone can see in while you and your family watch TV in the living room.
  17. You request a pay raise and over the course of a few months your request just gets ignored.
  18. You think you're good but your not.
  19. During an Apple keynote presentation Steve Jobs doesn't have 'one more thing' and you leave disappointed.
  20. You accidentally drop a glass at a party and everyone looks at you.
  21. You get called short and it makes you cry.
  22. You don't like cats and you have to sit and listen as to how cute this persons cat is.
  23. At a restaurant you accidentally start eating someone else's meal because it was served to you incorrectly.
  24. At a restaurant you go to cut your steak with a knife and fork and the entire plate falls in your lap because the plate was overhanging the tables edge.
  25. You go to a country that doesn't know what a chicken parma is.
  26. The season changes and it now gets dark before you get home.
  27. On the train you can hear the music from someone's headphones from 5 sears away and it annoys you.
  28. There's nothing interesting to read in the newspaper.
  29. As a kid you make fun of someone's looks and karma pays you back when you get older.
  30. You get chased by an elephant.
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