Bad stuff
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- Your boss tells you that you've done a bad job. You explain that you really did try hard and that you did your best. He replies 'not good enough'.
- You live in china and work in a factory.
- While driving you just realized that you got booked by a speed camera.
- At work you sit next to someone who has an incredibly annoying laugh.
- You go bald. So bald that your head is shinny and reflective. This is something that you're now self conscious about.
- You reach a new low.
- You planted an apple tree some time ago. This is the first season that the apples have actually started to grow. All the apples look really ripe and delicious. The day before you go to pick them they all get eaten by birds.
- People call you a goof.
- Your mind and body are out of sync.
- You want to make a good impression with your new date. You take her to a restaurant and order something conservative. When the food arrives it's not all that visually appealing and awkward to eat.
- You buy a new tshirt and accidentally wear it out for the first time with the price tag still on.
- For some reason your heater is blowing out cold air.
- Instead of being tall, dark and handsome you are short, pale and ugly.
- People constantly tell you that you have the most annoying laugh that they have ever heard.
- You can't find the tv remote.
- You write down all your problems on a piece of paper. You tally them up and you have 38 problems. Most of them are serious.
- You call the pizza shop to order pizza and the phone always rings out. You don't know if they're really busy or closed.
- You said something and the words came out wrong and it offends someone when you didn't mean to.
- You buy cheap toilet paper and after wiping your arse you regret it. For the rest of the weak it feels like your wiping your arse with sand paper.
- The good old days for you didn't exist. They were as bad as today and as bad as they will be tomorrow.
- All your drinking glasses and mugs are dirty and now you have unexpected guests over.
- Your computer shits itself.
- Happiness always escapes you.
- Your boss asks you 'what are you working on? You've been genuinely busy though your response sounds like your a slacker.
- You're too dumb to understand the clever insults that people give you.
- You regularly suffer heartburn after eating.
- You look like one of the most creepiest people that have ever walked the earth.
- As a girl guys don't check you out but you wish that they would. You even try harder by wearing more skimpy clothing but they still don't find you attractive.
- The lift isn't working so now you have to take the stairs.
- You take a risk and it backfires badly.
