Bad stuff

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  1. You can't find a place to live.
  2. You get called a fake.
  3. You get outbid at an auction.
  4. You lose faith in humanity.
  5. Your taste buds fail and you can no longer taste salt and vinegar chips.
  6. In the shower you accidentally start rubbing liquid body wash on to your hair because you did it without thinking and you meant to rub it in your body.
  7. While driving you accidentally go over a speed bump too fast.
  8. On your iPhone you ask Siri if you suck and it says 'you bet'.
  9. While skateboarding a wheel pops off.
  10. Your car breaks down in the McDonalds drive-thru and cars start beeping at you from behind.
  11. You have unfulfilled wishes.
  12. You are classified as scum.
  13. On average you are only right 30% of the time.
  14. At a party someone puts salt in your drink as a joke and you take a big gulp before you realize.
  15. You want to be rich but you're not even after 10 years of trying.
  16. While leaving work your boss chases you out the door asking if you've completed XYZ. You say no and that you were planning on doing it tomorrow morning. Your boss says that he really needs it done now before you go home.
  17. You take a sip of your coffee and it's way too hot.
  18. You find life to be unfair.
  19. You shave your pubes and now that whole area is sharp itchy.
  20. You find out that someone bought you a really cheap present.
  21. You can't speak English. Link xxx. To YouTube Jackie chan
  22. At night the cats outside your bedroom window get more sex than you.
  23. As a woman you feel old next to younger women.
  24. Your item sells on eBay but the winning buyer does not pay you.
  25. You wake up with wet underpants.
  26. You upgrade your phone and lose all your contacts.
  27. You're a man and you don't know how to change a tap washer.
  28. You go to use a public toilet and the person before you don't flush.
  29. You go to open a door and the handle drops off. You are now trapped in a room with someone you don't like.
  30. You ask for help and the person says get lost.