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751. In a meeting someone asks you a long winded question. Because you were daydreaming about your next holiday you have to ask them to repeat it and you look stupid in front of your boss who is also in the room.
752. You don't know what to write in a card.
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753. You take a long flight and get dehydrated. When you land and check into your hotel room you have a blood nose.
754. On a 17km bike ride you get a flat tire.
755. You hate clowns and there's one coming to your house for your little sisters birthday.
756. You get a rip in you favorite tshirt.
757. You get spat on by a camel.
758. While swimming in a lake you get zapped by an electric eel.
759. At sizzler while you are in line at the salad bar you see someone in front of you use their hands to scope out salad onto their plate instead of tongs.
760. You burp and a little bit of something comes up.
761. You don't like the idea of paint ball. Your friends convince you that paint ball will be fun so you go. Within the first 5 minutes you get shot in the back of the head.
762. You realize that you are smarter than your teacher.
763. Your car has a flat battery.
764. Your pants have unknown stains around the crouch area and while standing around in a group someone asks you what they are from.
765. The harder you work the more work your boss give you.
766. You visit Australia and you get kicked by a kangaroo.
767. You have to blow up 150 balloons for a surprise party.
768. You look older than your age.
769. You thought smoking was cool but now 11 years later you realize it was just stupid.
770. You run like a girl.
771. You watch too many movies and what normally comes out of your mouth is a line from a movie.
772. You eat too much salt in your diet and the doctor tells you off.
773. While traveling you don't know what time zone you are in.
774. At work you are assigned to a large project which drains your life.
775. You go to the gym and your favorite treadmill is not working.
776. Someone leaves you a blank 3 minute voicemail message of themselves breathing.
777. As a policeman someone snatches your hat and won't give it back.
778. You get chased by a weasel and it ends up running up your leg inside your pants.
779. It's 5 o'clock and you haven't finished all of your work.
780. You buy a car and then find out that it's a piece of shit.