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2221. While walking down the street a garbage truck passes by and you inhale the smell of foul garbage.
2222. You get jack shit for Christmas.
2223. Your garden has flowers that attract bees and wasps and you get stung by both.
2224. You are paranoid 24/7.
2225. You get called dumb by someone dumber than you.
2226. You have too much going on in your life.
2227. People always say that your ideas are stupid because they are.
2228. You buy a gold ring and a year later the ring tarnishes and you realise that you for ripped off. You go back to the place that you bought it from and the sign out the front says 'out of business'.
2229. A lot of the pores on your face are black and blocked.
2230. According to the timetable the bus is 7 minutes late and you have an appointment.
2231. The end of a rainbow ends at your house smashing a hole through your roof and you don't have insurance.
2232. You buy new clothes and they get stolen off your washing line after you put them out to dry.
2233. You get karate kicked to the side of the head.
2234. You find an unknown and used condom in your driveway.
2235. As a teacher you turn your back to write something on the blackboard and you get hit with a marble.
2236. Shit goes down at work and you get fired.
2237. You hire a window cleaner to clean your windows. It looks like he has done an amazing job and you commend him on his great work. When you go inside and look at the windows you can see streaks everywhere.
2238. You order a plate of prawns. You try one and it tastes as though they are off. You tell the waiter and they just say that they are fine. They were expensive too.
2239. You get caught with your pants down.
2240. The favourite place where you like to go for lunch closes down.
2241. An animal with sharp teeth bites you.
2242. The kids next door throw fruit at you house.
2243. You can't express your ideas easily.
2244. You just took a shit and now you have to go again.
2245. You shake an 8 ball and ask it a question. You ask 'do I suck?' it says 'Yes. There is no doubt'.
2246. You go camping. While sleeping a snake bites your penis.
2247. You notice that you have to work twice as hard and for half the pay than other people around you.
2248. Your teacher always gives you busy work because they are lazy.
2249. You are sweating profusely on your forehead.
2250. You don't find happyness. Ever.