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Bad stuff

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2431. Your pants catch on fire.
2432. Your neighbour starts feeding your cat and then decides to leave you to live with them.
2433. Your company is tight with money.
2434. Your home life sucks.
2435. You're loosing your hair. You conclude that the only option is to shave it all off. The problem is that you have a weird shaped head that wasn't meant for shaving.
2436. You have nothing to look forward to.
2437. While mopping someone walks in with dirty feet.
2438. Your dog just chewed up your brand new nikes.
2439. You get stuck in a lift for 5 hours. The lift is also packed.
2440. You run a business and one of your employees calls in sick. You suspect that the're lying but can't prove it.
2441. You go to white castle and it's closed.
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2442. Nail polish gets spilled on your newly laid carpet.
2443. A lot of people tell you that you are such a boring person.
2444. You locked your keys in the car.
2445. You have a lot of heavy groceries to take up 3 flights of stairs.
2446. You work in a large company and senior management are wankers.
2447. You develop a lot of tooth cavities.
2448. You are good at making most conversations awkward.
2449. You're sleep deprived because you've been busy lately. Daylight savings time is now also ending tonight so you have to wind your clock forward meaning that you loose an hour of sleep.
2450. A friend blurts out a secret about you on Facebook.
2451. While making a speech you get heckled.
2452. You just wanted to relax tonight but friends that you don't care for much decide to pop in for a visit.
2453. While digging in the garden you dig up fresh cat shit.
2454. You get bitch slapped.
2455. You perform a science experiment on yourself and it goes terribly wrong.
2456. You catch the wrong train and end up in the wrong city.
2457. You hate the sound of your own voice.
2458. The paper boy always throws the newspaper in your pond.
2459. You visit a temple and they ask for you to take off your shoes but you know you have holes in your socks today.
2460. While sitting on crowded public transport you have someone's crotch in you face.