Bad stuff
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- Through small talk you realize that the hooker you just hired is friends with someone you know and now it will get back to them.
- You step on glass and the soles of your shoes are thin.
- You go to Europe and you don't have money to use the toilet.
- Your hairdresser dyes your hair the wrong color and it looks shit.
- You don't have time for a lunch break.
- Your friends only call when they want something.
- You're 32 and live with your parents.
- You are addicted to twitter and you get a twitter whale error saying that the twitter server is down.
- Your morning newspaper really smells of ink today.
- The power goes out and you are home alone.
- You drive 1 hour in the wrong direction.
- People say that you won't ever achieve anything and they end up being right.
- You accidentally incorrectly spell your name on a form.
- In your car you see a UFO and it starts to chase you and you shit yourself.
- You accidentally swallow a fish bone and feel it all the way down your throat.
- You are late for dinner and your wife screams at you.
- You run out of room on your iPod.
- You need to wear a tie and you don't own one.
- You are single and you see someone who's hot and then you notice a wedding ring.
- You are such a movie buff that all your t-shirts are about star wars.
- You normally sleep on your side but decide to sleep on your back. The next morning you wake up with a sore neck.
- You are too short to ride the roller coaster.
- While walking home you notice someone following you.
- Your postman hates you and you sometimes don't receive mail.
- Squirrels steal your car windshield wipers.
- Your nose is really runny today.
- While walking at night you walk into a tree branch.
- You have way too much shit going on in your life.
- Raccoons go through your trash and make a mess.
- You hear a tyrannosaurus rex outside.
