• Tweet

Pages:

• 1
• 2
• 3
• 4
• 5
• 6
• 7
• 8
• 9
• 10
• 11
• 12
• 13
• 14
• 15
• 16
• 17
• 18
• 19
• 20
• 21
• 22
• 23
• 24
• 25
• 26
• 27
• 28
• 29
• 30
• 31
• 32
• 33
• 34
• 35
• 36
• 37
• 38
• 39
• 40
• 41
• 42
• 43
• 44
• 45
• 46
• 47
• 48
• 49
• 50
• 51
• 52
• 53
• 54
• 55
• 56
• 57
• 58
• 59
• 60
• 61
• 62
• 63
• 64
• 65
• 66
• 67
• 68
• 69
• 70
• 71
• 72
• 73
• 74
• 75
• 76
• 77
• 78
• 79
• 80
• 81
• 82
• 83
• 84
• 85
• 86
• 87
• 88
• 89
• 90
• 91
• 92
• 93
• 94
• 95
• 96
• 97
• 98
• 99
• 100
• 101
• 102
• 103
• 104
• 105
• 106
• 107
• 108

Bad stuff

Page 78 / 108

2311. While walking the streets you step in vomit.
2312. Your boss tells you to train the new guy. He is also weird and creepy.
2313. You can't find a wife/husband.
2314. Someone takes your idea and make a million dollars from it.
2315. You look like an ant.
2316. You're a guy and the girl who walks around naked in the apartment across the street moves out.
2317. After dinner you have to wash a lot of dishes but you can't be bothered
2318. You rarely get laid.
2319. You can't remember the last time you had a good shit.
2320. You get a mosquito bite and it's super itchy.
2321. You are surrounded by wankers.
2322. You freak out easily.
2323. You notice you have food in your teeth after the photo has been taken and the party is over.
2324. You go out with friends that choose a fancy restaurant. When you read the menu and see the prices you fall off your seat because it's expensive.
2325. You're a fat bitch.
2326. You order a hamburger without cheese. When it arrives it comes with cheese. You complain. When a new one comes out you suspect that the kitchen staff have done something to the burger because you complained.
2327. You try to make friends but you can't.
2328. You are an unconvincing liar.
2329. You don't have a date for valentines day.
2330. You don't realise how dangerous asbestos is.
• Link to asbestos wikipedia page
2331. While making a presentation to a large group of people you get heckled by someone with a laser light.
2332. You really need to go to the toilet and it's occupied by someone taking a really big dump. A few minutes later you hear the toilet flush and the person exit. The smell is so bad that you can't enter.
2333. Your glasses fog up.
2334. You try a new chinese restaurant. The next day you have food poisoning.
2335. You find it hard to fit in.
2336. You have 90% of your savings in the stock market. You wake up one morning and the market has had the biggest crash in history. Your heart then stops for a minute.
2337. You concede that you suck.
2338. In your bathroom you begin to hear a hissing sound. Soon after the wall begins to leak water.
2339. You work with someone that you find completely and utterly annoying.
2340. You have an embarrassing body problem and no one including multiple doctors can help you.