Bad stuff
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- You slice your finger while preparing dinner.
- You computer shits itself and all the files on it.
- You get called ugly.
- Your 10 friends always give you the correct amount of birthday punches on your birthday. On your 30th you get 300 punches.
- You gamble away your rent money.
- You board a plane and the pilot decides that he doesn't like you. He then asks you to leave the plane.
- Your nickname is bitch and your supposed to be a man.
- You try and impress your new girlfriend when playing pool with her but you suck.
- You're late for work and you can't find a matching sock to wear.
- Your phones battery doesn't last more than a day.
- You email Steve Jobs with an idea for the next iPhone and he replies 'lame'.
- You get 2 out of 10 for your maths test after really trying hard but you suck.
- The doctor says you need a needle.
- You get stung by a wasp and it hurts.
- On the way to work you get egged by school kids.
- You get have to pick up someone from the airport and you can't be stuffed.
- You get busted on camera shoplifting.
- You slip on a banana peel.
- Your chocolate milk drink leaks all over your books and paperwork in your backpack.
- You fall into a well.
- You get food poisoning after eating at sizzler.
- You have bad phone reception.
- You get hooked by a fisherman.
- While trying to set a mouse trap it snaps on your finger and breaks a bone.
- You can't find your car keys.
- You don't have enough money to pay a power bill and your power gets cut.
- You've had hiccups for the last 4 days.
- You find a snake in your tent.
- You lift the toilet seat with your foot and you slipper falls in the bowl.
- You see someone on the tram that you don't like.
