Bad stuff
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- You go to the toilet and you slip because someone wet the floor before you.
- Your pants rip because you're fat.
- You pick your nose in a double sided mirror.
- You get you get busted looking at cleavage.
- Your father in law wrecks you when he says that you can milk anything with nipples.
- While some is speaking to you that they accidentally spit on you.
- You go to do a silent fart in public and it comes out loud.
- You get beat up by a girl.
- You pee on an electric fence.
- You can't even get a job at McDonalds.
- You accidentally swallow rat poison.
- You get burn making pancakes.
- The government introduces a fat tax. You're fat so you'll pay more tax.
- You accidentally buy yesterday's newspaper.
- A little dog chases you down the street. You are scared of dogs.
- You get spat on.
- You get told that there's no Santa clause.
- There's a rumor going around that you like to smell other people's underwear.
- You miss the bus by 3 seconds.
- You accidentally sit on your sunglasses.
- You are hairy and need to rip off a bandaid.
- Your husband loves the computer more than you.
- You buy the incorrect size socks on sale so you can't return them.
- You bend down and your pants rip.
- While eating a biscuit you find a hair baked in.
- There's a 1 month wait to see the dentist and your tooth is sore.
- You get busted picking your nose in traffic.
- Your favorite TV show is on but someone else is in control of the remote.
- You get annoyed with yourself because you procrastinate to much on twitter.
- You buy something off ebay and it's shit but you give them positive feedback anyway otherwise they'll give you negative feedback as well.
