Bad stuff
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- You always leave skid marks in the toilet after taking a dump.
- You need to listen to an old person's 15 minute long and pointless story.
- You find out that you have nits.
- You visit Japan and get hit with a ninja star.
- By the time you retire the retirement age is 88.
- You sneeze on your shirt and make it worse by trying to rub off your mucus.
- While eating in a restaurant you notice a cockroach walk across your plate.
- You get way too excited when google adds a new feature to google docs.
- You can't find a job.
- You accidentally spill red wine on your friends carpet.
- You feel wet under your armpits.
- You don't have any coins for parking.
- You need to pay a large bill.
- You have a double chin.
- You need glasses.
- People who you have never met start calling you rude names.
- Your brother gives you a Chinese burn.
- Your ears produce too much wax.
- You go to London and visit the natural museum and the t-Rex dinosaur section is closed.
- You have to learn oracle ucm.
- No one follows you on twitter
- You look dumb.
- Even with cookbooks you can't cook.
- You ask the teacher if you can go to the toilet and they say no.
- At work your stomach makes a loud noise in a meeting and people stop and look at you.
- You notice your best friends face on a most wanted poster.
- All your socks have holes in them.
- You go on a solo trip around the world to find yourself and you don't.
- You can't rap but you think you can.
- You buy the wrong song on iTunes.
