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1651. As a comedian people throw tomatoes at you because your act sucks.
1652. You own a bar and a bar fight brakes out. People start throwing bar stools and glasses gets broken. Bikies show up and join in. You bar is now ruined.
1653. You go to post something you just sold on eBay and find out that that the postage is double what you expected to pay.
1654. You notice an envelope on your desk. You had opened it before but had put it to the side. It's a bill for your electricity which was due 3 weeks ago.
1655. You call a phone sex number which charges you $5.50 a minute. After 20 minutes the sex talker mentions that she has a boyfriend and it ruins your fantasy.
1656. While riding on the bus people shit you.
1657. Your fashion sense is stuck in the 80's. It's so stuck there that your friends and family organize an intervention to encourage you to update your wardrobe.
1658. You wake up and smell the roses and they just don't smell as good as they used to.
1659. The oil light comes on on your cars dashboard.
1660. You try growing vegetables in your backyard but the soil is really bad and nothing grows.
1661. While waiting in traffic a bird shits on your windscreen. You accidentally make it worse but turning on your wipers. There's also no water in the wiper tank.
1662. In a meeting at work you go to say something and someone else just talks over you.
1663. You can't get your needs met.
1664. You worry too much about money.
1665. You feel as though your biological clock is ticking.
1666. A peacock is smarter than you.
1667. You don't find happiness. Ever.
1668. You are not good with kids.
1669. You go to the nursery and ask for pumpkin seeds because you want to make pumpkin soup in the winter. When they grow you discover that the nursery made a mistake and sold you sunflower seeds instead.
1670. You are rarely productive.
1671. You build a great website that you are really proud of and no one comes and visits it.
1672. As a girl you are subconscious about your tits because one is bigger than the other.
1673. While wiping your ass you get shit on your finger.
1674. While wiping your ass you get shit on your finger and in between your fingernail.
1675. You work at a large global corporation and at lunchtime there are protestors out the front of your building who are against globalization. Security says not to leave the building. You are now traped and you were ment to be meeting your friend for lunch.
1676. Your computer monitor blows up.
1677. You get 2 free movie tickets to go see an advanced screening of a new and upcoming move and you take your friend along. The movie was one of the worst you have ever seen and your friend gets upset with you.
1678. While talking to a hot girl a bird just shitted on your chest.
1679. You get introduced to a wanker and within half an hour they send you a Facebook friend request.
1680. You bump into an annoying person you know and need to make small talk.