Bad stuff
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- Your boss is younger than you.
- You spend too much time in the mirror.
- You get junk mail even with a no junk mail sticker
- Your dentist says you need braces.
- Your boss calls you into his office.
- You're running late for work and you forget your belt.
- Google maps shows you the wrong address.
- You thought you sent an email but it didn't send. Tthe email was part of your end of year review for work so now you don't get a bonus.
- You bite into an apple and it tastes funny.
- You holiday to a new city and everyone is rude to you.
- You have the wrong time on your TV recorder. It means that your favorite tv show ending is cut off by 5 minutes.
- You are weak.
- You can't do more than 3 pushups.
- You go to someone's house and they offer you a drink. They serve you coke and it's flat.
- You never win the lottery.
- You're a celebrity and you get an email from a hater.
- You ment to eat just 4 squares of chocolate but you ended up eating the whole block and now you feel fat.
- You need to take your shoes off in public and you know you have holes in your socks.
- You get so angry that steam blows put of your ears and a you make a steam whistle sound.
- When you cook you normally and accidentally burn your food.
- You don't like cheese so you order a pizza with no cheese on it and it arrives with cheese.
- You get cold easily.
- You accidentally burn your birth certificate.
- On a road trip you and your friend are hungry so you say to each other that you'll pull over at the next fast food place. A few minutes later you accidentally drive past McDonalds. It was the last place to stop for the next 330km.
- You need sleep but you need the money from your second job more.
- Your face goes red.
- You accidentally eat something that's against your religion.
- The bus is always late.
- You work in retail and someone just robbed your shop so you chase after them and then you get shot.
- After using the toilet you wash your hands and you accidentally splash a wet patch on your pants.
