Bad stuff
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- Your new girlfriend is vegetarian and won't cook you any meat.
- You fall off your chair in a job interview.
- You leave the planning of your overseas trip to the last minute.
- Someone puts a 'kick me' sticker on your back.
- Your boss talks to you in a passive aggressive way.
- You have an itch that doesn't go away even after scratching it. It's also in a place that you can't really scratch in public.
- 34 people at work sign a petition asking you to leave your job because you suck so bad at it.
- You're enjoying your lunch at a food court. That was until some annoying fat bitch sat down next to you and started slurping noodles.
- You buy a large and expensive item. Once you get it home and install it it doesn't work. When you you call the shop to let them know thay say 'bad luck'.
- While on public transport someone completely and utterly insane sits next to you.
- Your boss says that he hates you.
- You get kicked by a horse.
- You're single and the hot single girls next door hate you.
- You arrive at the airport early and you're flight is delayed.
- You do your balls at the casino.
- Your wife always takes money out of your wallet.
- You visit visit Australia and then get bitten by a snake.
- A stripper milks you for money.
- You're fat because you're addicted to soda.
- You get violently flung off a mechanical bull.
- The sales person lied to you.
- As a bird you're held captive in a bird cage.
- You feel that your life is too hectic.
- You notice a mosquito taking blood from you. You squat it and it leaves a splat of blood on you.
- You lost a bet and now you have to eat something really revolting.
- Out of desperation you lose your virginity to a prostitute.
- Despite living in a big city you feel really really lonely.
- You have to wait in a long ass line.
- You go to an all you can eat buffet and the food is all bad.
- You send out a newsletter with several spelling mistakes in it.
