Bad stuff
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- You are in the guinness world record book for being the lamest person ever.
- You send off a letter. A few minutes later you realize that you forgot to put a stamp on it.
- Some old person comes up to you and begins to reminisce about the good old days and you have a care factor of zero.
- You are socked at the amount of dust that accumulates in your house.
- Your music teacher recommends that you give up singing because he believes that you have no talent.
- You're so horny it's ridiculous.
- You decide to go for a nice swim in a lake and the next thing you know you're covered in blood sucking leaches.
- Your body has a lot of tension in it. When you go for a massage the masseuse says that they have never seen someone so tense.
- You hate being a redhead.
- You install a piece of software and it changes your default search engine to bing.
- You ask a hot girl what her name is and she says 'get lost'.
- You get busted with drugs in an Asian country.
- Someone is really inconsiderate to you feelings.
- You often make bad decisions.
- You want to be gangster but your just not.
- You make a deal with someone and shake their hand but later find out that they had their fingers crossed.
- You really need to go to the toilet but it's occupied.
- You think you're cool because you drive a Mercedes but really people think that you're a tosser.
- You get played.
- Someone gives your arse a good thrashing.
- You splurge out and buy something expensive for yourself. You say to yourself that you deserve it but really you don't deserve it.
- You own a business that's going broke.
- You order something online and later find out that the shipping costs are excessive.
- People constantly tell you that you're delusional.
- The only sex your getting is with yourself.
- Someone weird and instantly irritating sits next to you.
- You're a man and your masculine energy is low.
- You wish you were taller.
- You suck at 90% of things.
- You're a politician and you're involved in a sex romp.
