Bad stuff

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  1. You are a toothless tiger.
  2. You get into bad debt.
  3. You feel overwhelmed by life.
  4. You don't want to do anything for your birthday but your friends make you do something.
  5. Your phone is shit.
  6. You get ripped by a gypsy.
  7. Someone gives you the bird.
  8. It's a hot night and you don't have air conditioning which means you can't get to sleep.
  9. You cop it up the ass.
  10. You try something new and it's shit.
  11. While trying to take a shit nothing comes out.
  12. You get a bottle opener as a present and you don't really drink alcohol.
  13. You have a sharp pain in your ear.
  14. Work takes all your energy for the day.
  15. You need to make a tuff decision so you write down all the pros and cons. You then realize that you have an equal amount of pros and cons on the page.
  16. You just went through McDonald's drive thru and the straw you were given for you coke has a hole in it so when you suck a trickle of coke comes up but mostly air.
  17. All the electricity in your street is out.
  18. You are more dumb than dumb.
  19. You put a bet on a horse and it comes last.
  20. You get socks for your birthday.
  21. You sit on chewing gum.
  22. You have lots of dust in your house from renovating.
  23. While eating sweet strawberries you eat a sour one.
  24. You say no to panda milk.
  25. You publish a book and later notice a spelling mistake on page 3.
  26. Someone puts itching powder in your sleeping bag.
  27. You get given the flick.
  28. The person sitting next to you on public transport let's one rip.
  29. No one chooses you in speed dating.
  30. You have issues.
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