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2551. A rich person sues you just for fun.
2552. An employee finds your lost wallet and instead of them placing it in the lost and found box they just keep it.
2553. You are uniquely ugly.
2554. You get called 'a son of a bitch'.
2555. You drink too much on Saturday night that it wrecks your Sunday gym session.
2556. You usually follow something intelligent that comes out of your mouth with something really stupid.
2557. You kiss a girl and she has no idea how to kiss. It's like kissing a fish that won't open it's mouth fully.
2558. While playing football in the yard the ball goes over the fence and the neighbours dog busts it and then rips it to shreds.
2559. While eating ice cream guilty thoughts go through your mind making the experience less enjoyable.
2560. You go to a theme park and they charge you a ridiculous about of money for a simple photo.
2561. Your farts smell so bad that even you can't stand the smell.
2562. As an architect your building gets rated the worlds ugliest building and you really tried your hardest.
2563. You request a special order at McDonald's and the staff give you attitude.
2564. A tree falls on your car and you don't have insurance.
2565. Your vibrator has flat batteries.
2566. While on holiday you buy a cheap watch off a nice gentleman at the beach. A week later it stops working.
2567. You see Bigfoot and you don't have a camera.
2568. Your boss demotes you.
2569. While at the beach a crab bites you where the sun don't shine.
2570. You are too short to go on the ride.
2571. You get bitten by a bull ant.
2572. You are voted the most lame person on earth.
2573. Each time you take a dump you leave shit barnacles in the toilet bowl.
2574. You say something and then people think less of you.
2575. You have a lot of haters.
2576. You're a load that should have been swallowed.
2577. While walking through the desert you see palm trees and water but then you realise it's just a mirage.
2578. While sitting on the work photocopier photocopying your arse the glass breaks.
2579. While playing golf you accidentally hit the ball into the bushes and you can't find it.
2580. Your new girlfriend says that she wants to take it slow.