Bad stuff
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- The doctor says that you need to lose 20kgs.
- The sun is brutally hot today.
- You win $20 at the casino and then you lose $50.
- You join an exclusive golf club and you are middle class. The rich people find out and then sign a petition to make you leave.
- You didn't get the promotion.
- You get really drunk and then do something stupid.
- You feel dizzy all of a sudden.
- You feel really lethargic and you just want to sleep but you have lots of things to do.
- On a date you order a meal that is difficult to eat and you become self-conscious while trying to eat it.
- Lots of people tell you that you are a loser.
- It's rare that someone laughs at your jokes.
- You got to start your car and it has a flat battery and you don't have jumper leads.
- The weather man says that a once in a 100 year storm will hit your house in the next hour.
- You need to buy a new fridge and you don't know which one to buy.
- Your nose is dry and blocked.
- The kids down the road are letting off fire crackers and your dog is getting upset.
- You have to paint your house and you have lots of walls to paint.
- You don't know how to use the gears on your new mountain bike.
- You have no sense of direction.
- You doctor has a vested interest when prescribing drugs to you.
- Your bowel movements aren't regular.
- You get woken up by annoying and loud crows outside your window.
- You make an unwise decision.
- You have a sudden mood change and you are now feeling down.
- You order a BigMac without pickles and it comes with pickles.
- You're really skinny and it looks like you head is like a head on a stick.
- You somehow have a knot in your intestines.
- Just like the movie, a rich guy and scientists are able to create jurassic park and you decide to visit. After a few hours in you get chased by dinosaurs that are on the lose.
- You own a spaceship and the mechanic says that you need an oil change and it's gonna cost $100,000.
- Your boss says that he regrets hiring you.
