Bad stuff
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- You wasted $400 on a gym membership because you thought that you could stick to your new years resolution.
- You go to the casino and win $160. You then continue gambling and loose $480.
- You like Oprah so much that she takes out a restraining order out against you.
- You miscalculate the distance it takes jump over a deep puddle.
- You get way too excited when there's a software update for your phone.
- You wake up and have conjunctivitis.
- You can't afford and iPad.
- You have insomnia.
- You are obsessed with trying to make money but procrastination always wins.
- You blink and you turn 30 years old.
- You find out that your bike brakes don't work going down a hill.
- Your ATM card gets skimmed.
- With your last $5 you buy a handful of magical beans that don't grow.
- You're late for work and you get a red light.
- You're stuck in a work meeting and can't leave. The meeting is 3 hours long.
- You have to spend time with people you hate.
- The computer says no.
- You get hit in the head by a golf ball.
- You lend money to a friend and they never pay you back.
- You ate way too much Mexican food the night before and now your asshole is on fire.
- You don't know where Australia is on a world map and you fail your end of year test.
- You can't count past 100 so you fail your maths test and need to repeat a school year.
- You get busted peeing in the pool.
- Your first time on a boat ends with it sinking.
- While trying to sleep in on Saturday morning your neighbor decides to mow the lawn.
- You can't recline your seat on a 14 hour flight.
- You open your wallet and moths fly out.
- You look at your family and can't believe you're related.
- You have to go to someone's birthday who you don't like.
- It's winter time and your house is really cold because you live with a tight ass who won't put on the heater.
