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2131. You go to see your favorite band play live after which you think they suck.
2132. You get called a prostitute but you're not.
2133. Your boss lists your name as the reason for the drop in sales in the annual company report even though you had nothing to do with it.
2134. You forget to cancel your gym membership and they keep charging your credit card and you only realize months later.
2135. You need to walk up a lot of steps and you're wearing high heels.
2136. You have a lot of phlegm in your throat.
2137. You go to nightclub and the dance floor has a really sticky floor making it hard to dance.
2138. You wake up in the morning and there are lots of ants in the kitchen table.
2139. You lose an earring.
2140. You suddenly get old.
2141. You feel really tired and it's only 7:00pm.
2142. You catch colds easily.
2143. You think that you're cool but your not.
2144. You buy a lap dance and it ends up being shit.
2145. You go to a public toilet. When you walk in all the cubicles are full and you need to take a dump.
2146. A doctor says that you are the sickest person he has ever seen.
2147. Your swagger turns girls off.
2148. At a restaurant you ask for your fish to be grilled but it comes out battered.
2149. You are the first one to arrive at the night club.
2150. Your body is out of proportion.
2151. You only had 3 hours sleep last night and you have a full 8 hours of work to get through.
2152. You get hooked on online gaming so much that your skin becomes pale because you don't leave the house. You also lose all your friends.
2153. The girl on the bus was checking you out until a better looking guy got on.
2154. Your stomach sticks out a lot because you eat, live and walk like a slob.
2155. The cement in your drive way develops really large cracks in it.
2156. You have no idea what to do in life.
2157. You hang out with the wrong crowd and then end up in jail.
2158. You sold your car to your neighbour and now they tell you each time something goes wrong with it. Eg it now needs new spark plugs, I need to change the oil, the back door is now starting to rust.
2159. At work someone is telling you about a problem they have and you have a care factor of zero.
2160. On new years eve you look back at the past year and you can't believe how shit it was. You have no reason to believe that next year will be better.