Bad stuff

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  1. 3 bad things happen to you in a row.
  2. You have a throat infection.
  3. You loose your wedding ring.
  4. Your hairdresser just explained that they are increasing their prices from today and you now feel like you're not getting good value for money.
  5. You get penalized though no fault of your own.
  6. Your life is shit and you ask yourself how much can one person take.
  7. You've never been overseas.
  8. You need help.
  9. Someone insults you and you don't have a comeback.
  10. You notice your first wrinkle. Within a year you notice 5 more.
  11. It feels like you're drowning in paperwork.
  12. Your friends only call when they want something.
  13. You develop varicose veins and you're not even pregnant.
  14. People's jaws usually drop once they realize how stupid you are.
  15. You make situations awkward. Guaranteed.
  16. Your neighbour just bought an expensive car and your wife asks 'why can't we afford a car like that?' and it demasculinates you.
  17. Someone calls you a dipshit.
  18. You get head butted.
  19. You sneak out of work early but then bump into your boss in the elevator.
  20. Your a man and your penis shrinks because you haven't used it in so long.
  21. All the hard work you put in was was for nothing. In actual fact all it did was make your boss look good.
  22. You lack social skills.
  23. People think you're smart until you open your mouth.
  24. You just had a stressful day at work. You decide to go home and relax and get to bed early. That night all you dream about is work and the next morning you wake up unrefreshed.
  25. A little kid insults you and it really hurts because you know that they mean it.
  26. You are like wow just so lame.
  27. You accidentally do a wet fart in a job interview.
  28. It's so busy at work that you forget to have lunch.
  29. While at home the doorbell rings. You answer it and it's a stranger asking to use your toilet. You don't know what to say and you feel pressured into letting them use it.
  30. There are so many things not to like about you.