Bad stuff
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- Your daughter is a sex worker,
- Your bones ache a lot.
- Someone has extreme hatred for you and you really didn't do anything to deserve it.
- Your boss tells a bad joke and you feel as though you have to laugh or you might get fired.
- At puppy school you get in trouble because your dog is the most disobedient and the teacher really gives it to you.
- At work someone books a meeting during your luch break.
- Since the start of humans your family's bloodline has been passed on from one generation to the next. Because you're the only child and you don't get married or have children it all stops because of you.
- You think you married the wrong person.
- You have muscle aches and pains.
- While sewing you accidentally sew your finger.
- You get dumped on your birthday.
- While walking home late at night you notice a car following you.
- You've lost your libido and it's been over a month.
- You're lonely and start thinking about your ex.
- Your skin has a lot of blemishes on it.
- You just can't find a job.
- A gay person makes a pass at you and you are not gay.
- You ask for a girls number and she says no.
- You visit an Asian country and come back with bird flu.
- You have a hangover that lasts 3 days.
- You wanna be tuff but really it's not in your nature.
- As a girl you have your period on your birthday.
- Your feeling nervous and the next thing you know you need to take a nervous shit.
- You have a cold sore on the corner of your mouth. It's really quite noticeable. It means that you're not getting laid tonight.
- Unfortunately you are not good looking.
- Life is so very cruel to you.
- You are impressively stupid.
- You hate your bank.
- Google starts recommending gay service ads to you and you are not gay.
- In life you're in a downward spiral and there's no hope of you getting out of it because you suck.
