Bad stuff
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- You bury $2,000 in a jar in the back yard. When you need it a year later you dig it up. Somehow the jar cracked underground and all your money is soaked in water, dirt and slugs.
- While trying to sleep the window in your room has a rattle. You get up to fix it. When your back in bed you can hear the rattle again.
- You get a boner in class.
- You accidentally delete a file.
- At the end of Saturday night you end up paying for sex.
- While on the train to work someone sits next to you with lots of cat fur on their clothes. Because they are touching you you end up with cat fur on you and it makes your skin crawl.
- A dog pisses on your leg.
- You wake up with puss in your eye.
- You discover a dead rodent behind the couch.
- As a garbage collector you always feel dirty even after having a shower.
- A glitch on Facebook meant that you and one of your friends got un-friended. You both don't talk about it and your friendship deteriorates in real life.
- Someone programs a robot to kill you.
- You buy a cheap toothbrush and after a week all the bristles fall out.
- You take it laying down.
- You get in big trouble.
- Someone makes a nasty comment about you.
- A plane dumps fuel on your house.
- You have a lot of things to do today and you experience a lot if interruptions.
- Your hotel room for the next 14 nights has cockroaches in it. The photo when you booked looked really good but now you realize why you got it so cheap.
- Your wife says no to sex.
- You always back down too easy.
- You are considered unlucky.
- Someone gives you a dutch oven.
- You get old.
- You do your signature wrong and the shop assistant says that it doesn't match your card.
- You buckle under pressure.
- You are not hot.
- You get stung by 10 mosquitoes.
- You know that you spelled a word incorrectly but the spell checker doesn't give you any suggestions because you are way off.
- When you talk the sound comes out of your nose.
