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2041. You are at risk of losing your job.
2042. You run out of band aids and you just cut your finger.
2043. At a cafe you order a hot chocolate and it comes out warm.
2044. While on holiday overseas people make fun of your accent.
2045. You are hired to pick fruit over the summer but a tornado wipes out the crop so now your future is in doubt.
2046. Lots of bugs start flying around your bedroom light because someone left the front door open.
2047. You are a cheap bastard and you get a reputation for being cheap.
2048. You lose your marbles.
2049. You get told unexpectedly that you need to present to the CEO tomorrow but you have a doctors appointment on that you had booked 1 month ago in advance.
2050. None ever gets your jokes and you normally laugh at them yourself.
2051. You grow up and become a clown. You then get hired to perform at a children's birthday party. At the party it turns out that you went to school with the dad who is a doctor and it just enforces that your life really sucks and you are a loser.
2052. Each time you call to catch up with an old high school buddy they say that they can't make it.
2053. You are a victim of a random wedgie attack.
2054. You fall down the stairs.
2055. Your favorite tv show is canceled.
2056. Someone doesn't answer your question.
2057. The economy is turing to shit.
2058. It's extra to pay on credit card.
2059. As a woman you can't find a bra that fits good.
2060. Your ego gets bruised.
2061. You accidentally wake a sleeping dragon and now he's pissed.
2062. You get hit in the stomach and feel winded.
2063. While opening the door to your car the handle breaks off.
2064. You wake up with a hangover.
2065. You are an Apple fanboy and someone puts their case forward as to way they don't like Apple. You later then regret providing the rebuttal due to the inability of the recipient to understand.
2066. Your face gets put on a stamp and the photographer chooses a shot of you that isn't your good side.
2067. You have a feeling that you are about up get fired and you end up being right.
2068. A fly flies up your nose.
2069. Wasps build a nest above of your front door.
2070. At work you forget that today is casual clothes day.