Bad stuff
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- You incorrectly spell the word 'spelling'.
- You can't work out how to unsubscribe from the daily horoscope emails that get delivered to you email inbox.
- You take a dump and leave skid marks in the toilet.
- You stay up late and then accidentally sleep in for work the next morning.
- You have a sore throat.
- You are a perfectionist and you get an A minus on your english test and it really gets to you.
- Your friends always talk shit.
- On the street you get asked for money.
- You end up eating way too much garlic sauce.
- Your nickname is tip rat.
- You work in a place that has machines that buzz loudly every few minutes telling you to do something.
- You are asked to contribute to a charity but you donated a large sum the other week so you say no and then look like a tight ass.
- You get hot flushes.
- You don't understand the importance of foreplay and rush into it.
- Your voice sounds really nasal.
- You buy a bottle of water and it appears to have already been open.
- You have lots of dandruff on your shoulders.
- Your dog is disobedient.
- You get attacked by a group of dolphins.
- No one remembers the name of your business because it's a stupid name.
- You can't find a date even on Internet dating.
- While in the shower the hot water runs out.
- While camping you find a snake in your sleeping bag.
- You order a coffee and it's the worst you have ever tasted.
- After a few weeks the clocks in your house are out of sync.
- Your laptop gets a scratch on it.
- While in a lift someone has McDonalds french fries and everyone can smell them.
- While playing snakes and ladders you land on a snake.
- You get marked down on your English essay because you left off a full stop.
- People make fun of your cowboy hat.
