Bad stuff

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You spend too much money drinking.
You go to a restaurant and all the items on the menu are ridiculously expensive.
You get called by a telemarketer.
You feel lonely in a big city.
You hear a gun shot.
While driving a huge dust storm blocks out the sun.
You go to the park and you can't fit your ass in the swing seat.
Too many people give you shit.
Your neighbor takes up a new hobby. Playing drums all day and all night.
You move into a new apartment and you can now hear constant footsteps from above.
Your boss doesn't remember your name.
You eat a lot of pizza and the next day you feel sick.
At a party you feel awkward.
You like playing checkers. You think you're pretty good at it. You play checkers over the internet with strangers. They kick your ass so savagely that you never can play checkers a again.
You wake up and feel tired.
You can never understand ikea instructions because you are stupid.
You go to a bakery that has run out of bread.
You order a birthday cake for your son and they misspell his name.
You have way to many things on your mind while you are trying to sleep.
You cry often.
Your arm pits sweat is so nasty that it burns holes through your tshirts.

You think you can sing but you can't.
You cut yourself shaving and it really stings.
You accidentally bite your tongue.
You feel dizzy for no reason.
In February while writing the date you accidentally write the year as last year.
You work with computers and get RSI.