Bad stuff
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- A fly lands on your food.
- You live alone and you don't get any visitors.
- On a public holiday nothing is opened and you need to buy food because you have run out.
- You can't run fast.
- You wake up to loud drilling noises.
- Bits of your car go rusty.
- You are hungry but don't know what to eat. You also can't cook.
- You made a new years resolution to go to the gym but you didn't make it past January.
- While eating doughnuts on the couch one falls and rolls under the couch. You are also too lazy to get it so it just stays there.
- At night lots of moths fly around the street light right in front of your house.
- You live alone and you decide to watch a late night scary movie on TV. Once the movie ends you are so scared that you can't leave the couch to get ready for bed.
- Your partner won't give you a massage.
- You want to have a shower but someone is in the bathroom and it's been over 30 minutes.
- You buy lots useless stuff off eBay but you can't stop.
- You invite friends over to play Monopoly and the woop your ass.
- You lose your favourite cook book.
- You go to pack your suitcase for a trip. You haven't used it in years and when you open it you find a dead mouse inside.
- You subumt a book to a publisher and they reject it.
- You can't find your toe nail clippers.
- You have dry lips and they crack.
- While giving a presentation you literally put people to sleep.
- You brake something that's not yours.
- While lying in bed trying to get to sleep you realize that you're hungry.
- You have to iron a shirt.
- You forget to shave and you are meeting a big boss at work today.
- Your new dishwasher does a really bad job at cleaning dishes even after you've tried different settings and detergent.
- Your football team looses.
- While having a shower you get a blood nose.
- You get a sudden sharp pain running down your leg.
- You become allergic to pizza.
