Bad stuff
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- You need to get a cat scan.
- You get an itch you can't scratch.
- Apple sends you an email explaining that you are not cool enough to own its products and to stop buying then.
- You get told to keep in down and you weren't even making that much noise.
- You wake up at 3am and can't get back to sleep. At 5:45am you fall back to sleep and when your alarm goes off at 6:45am you can't wake up. You also have a big day today.
- Your lanslord is unreasonable.
- One thing goes wrong after another.
- You notice a missile heading straight towards you.
- A butter fly poops on your head.
- Your mail order bride is not the one that you ordered and the receipt says no refunds.
- You have a skin rash.
- Your bathroom needs a make over and during the works you don't know where you can shower.
- An annoying song gets stuck in your head.
- You call yourself an artist but all your work sucks and no one buys it.
- You go loopy.
- You have a wardrobe malfunction at work.
- You wake up and notice a large dog digging a hole in your backyard.
- You own a castle and the local authorities send you a letter telling you the you need crocodile insurance for the crocodiles in your moat.
- You lose a boxing match.
- You arrive at the event and you realize that it's next week.
- Your funding gets cut due to the global financial crisis.
- The world rejects you.
- You get charged for postage.
- You buy a watermelon and later find out that it's not sweet.
- People percieve your personality as weird.
- Your work collages got to lunch without you.
- You take a shit at Dubai airport and you get steam up your ass because the water in the bowel is so hot.
- Your favourite charcoal chicken place closes down.
- You were supposed to finish work an hour ago but your boss needed you to stay back.
- You can't believe that you are related to your family.
