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2701. You just broke a world record but no one was around.
2702. You feel like a loser at your 10 year high school reunion. Plus your high school sweet heart married a jerk.
2703. You have a lot of plark build up on your teeth.
2704. You had a terrific year at work but your boss says that times are tuff and you get no bonus.
2705. You get interviewed by a news reporter and they ask you a really hard question.
2706. You lose your e-reader on holiday.
2707. You have a great invention but you doubt yourself and you never execute.
2708. A snake hisses at you and threatens to bite.
2709. The batteries in your slide show clicker go flat while your giving an important business presentation.
2710. You always get anxious when writing on whiteboards at work because you can't spell.
2711. Your house mate is a wanker.
2712. You get accused for stealing money.
2713. You bring to market the worlds coolest invention and market it wrong.
2714. You take the subway and you accidentally get on the wrong train. You then get on the right train but it's going in the wrong direction.
2715. You get put on hold for over half an hour.
2716. You get given a hard time at airport security. You complain and then they give you the glove.
2717. You waste your life.
2718. You get whipped with chains and whips.
2719. You buy the wrong type of mobile phone top up credit.
2720. You have lots of hair growing out of your ears.
2721. Your doctor says to cut out alcohol, fat, salt and sugar from your diet.
2722. You get bitten by a bat.
2723. While shopping you find the perfect T-shirt but they don't have your size.
2724. Despite having a lot of clothes in your wardrobe you feel as though you have nothing to wear.
2725. You get treated like a child.
2726. Your daughter wants to be independant and just moved out of home by herself. She invites you over to show you her new place which is on the othersise of town. Between parking the car and the front door someone offers you alot of cheap drugs.
2727. You send an email asking the recipient to review the attached file but you forget to attach it.
2728. A lot of people tell you that your business idea is stupid and after a number of years of trying to make your idea work you concede that it is.
2729. You accidentally sit on your sun glasses.
2730. Someone throws a tomato at you.