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1921. You can kinda touch type but you still haven't nailed it.
1922. You promised yourself that you would not eat the bag of salt and vinegar chips in the cupboard this week but you did.
1923. Your boss says that you have an attitude problem.
1924. Ebay rips you off with their fees. You also get ripped a second time when you receive the payment via PayPal.
1925. You forget to charge your electric car and now you're screwed.
1926. You get paid peanuts.
1927. Your sports team never wins.
1928. You are a grasshopper and you get eaten by a lizard.
1929. The sun loses all its energy and turns off.
1930. Your shit smells really nasty.
1931. You get delt a knockout blow.
1932. You have no ambition.
1933. You get told to get a life.
1934. Your shoelace breaks.
1935. You present a voucher at McDonald's for a free big mac and they say that it's not valid.
1936. You sweat profusely.
1937. Your business makes only a little bit of money.
1938. You get told to blow it out your arse.
1939. You need to drive to an appointment but your car is covered in wasps.
1940. You have low sexual capital.
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1941. You hear the word no a lot.
1942. While driving in the rain one of your windscreen wipers flys off and now you the have a metal wiper arm scratching on glass. Someone also drives over your wiper blade.
1943. You get told that your idea is stupid.
1944. You're a wimp.
1945. While driving you accidentally go over a speed bump to fast and break your cars suspension.
1946. A rat runs into your bedroom and into your bed.
1947. You wake up dehydrated.
1948. While eating a pizza on your own you get to the last slice and then notice a thick pubic hair cooked in.
1949. Someone calls you a man child.
1950. You consider yourself a positive person but you have a lot of negative people in your life.