Bad stuff
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- You have to put up with a lot of bullshit.
- You have to pay a high price.
- You need to grow up and act your age.
- You have gum disease.
- Instead of going rags to riches you go from rags to more rags.
- Your have nasty bacteria in your intestinal track.
- You suck at small talk.
- You get put on notice.
- You mistype a website and then get an error message.
- While making your entrance at a night club you trip and everyone notices.
- It's a warm night and you can't sleep because your air conditioner is broken.
- Your case gets thrown out of court.
- You confess to a priest about a crime that you committed and then later that night the police visit you at your house.
- You swore to never become like your parents but you do.
- You get offended by a tv commercial.
- You accidentally drop a plate of spigetti on your lap.
- You ate a lot of garlic bread and the next morning you are self conscious of your breath.
- You place an offer on a house and it gets rejected.
- Your fashion sense is so out dated that you still think that shoulder pads are cool.
- You can't remember your kids birthdays.
- You live next to a garbage dump.
- Your travel agent sends you to a dangerous country just to get a higher kick back commission for themselves.
- You get real lonely in a big city.
- While on a boat the wind takes your hat and it flys off into the ocean.
- A friend that owes you money starts avoiding you.
- You get a wet kiss from an old person.
- You get a lot of hate mail.
- You start a new job and it's really great for the first year. After that it turns to shit.
- They no longer sell your favorite deodorant at the supermarket and you get distressed.
- You play with the neighbors dog and you get fleas.
