Bad stuff

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  1. You decline the offer to make a charitable donation and you get called cheap.
  2. At work the printer has a paper jam and you really need to print something for an upcoming meeting in 5 minutes.
  3. You complete an IQ test and you get a low score.
  4. Your head hurts.
  5. Your label maker runs out of labels.
  6. You look like shit.
  7. You buy over priced shares.
  8. You misplace your favourite pen. It's also a really expensive one.
  9. You have really bad gas today.
  10. As a farmer you go to the market to sell your crop of beet root and you get a low price for it.
  11. You finish school and you don't know what to do.
  12. You bump into a ex-girlfriend.
  13. You need to pay a large tax bill.
  14. You get too many pimples.
  15. Your lunchbox smells.
  16. You can't find your glasses.
  17. You join an online dating site and you get no messages.
  18. You are really gullible.
  19. You set sail into a storm.
  20. Your business model means that you always loose money.
  21. You walk into a spider web.
  22. You get treated like an idiot.
  23. You are too up tight.
  24. The water company sends you a letter explaining that the price of water is going up by 15%.
  25. A friend asks you for a favor which you can't help them with and it ruins the friendship.
  26. You can't find a good hairdresser.
  27. You eat cabbage soup and the next day you can't stop farting.
  28. A bird flies off with your hat.
  29. Vampires move in next door.
  30. You get chased by pack of wolves.