Bad stuff
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- On a plane you experience really bad turbulence and shit yourself.
- You put off doing your tax return for a whole year.
- You take a sip of your coffee and it's way too hot.
- You are a deadmau5 fan. When you go and see him live you think he's shit.
- Random strangers on twitter say that your tweets suck.
- You go to Spain on holiday for 5 nights. You planned to try a paella for the first time but you didn't get around to trying it.
- You get lost in Madrid airport and take the wrong bus.
- You accidently send a SMS to the person that it's about.
- You have to go to work.
- You lose a game of chess.
- You accidentally drink poison.
- A dog pulls your washing off the line.
- As a tourist you goto Dubai and ask the taxi driver to take you to a nice bar were to can have a drink. He say yes no problem and drops you off at a bar that is filled with prostitutes.
- You have no style, rythem or class.
- You girlfriend let's herself slide.
- The dentist says you have a cavity.
- It takes you 5 tries to blow out your birthday candles.
- On a 12 hour flight you are sitting in-between 2 people who are constaintly coughing and sneezing.
- You have a bad memory.
- Your stomach feels funny.
- Your expenses are more than your income.
- You feel like crap.
- You get missed call from an unknown number. Each time you call it back no one answers.
- You always feel not good enough.
- You need to climb a lot steps and you have a bad knee.
- Your TV can no longer pick up your favorite channel due to bad signal.
- You are not cool.
- You scratch your balls too much and now it hurts.
- You try hard to stick on a car bumper sticker on straight but you put it on on a slight angle.
- It's Friday night and you have no energy because work has drained you.
