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601. At work people come past your desk wanting to ask a question and say 'hi [your name], do you have a minute?' and you say 'no, not really sorry. I'm just in the middle of something' but they decide to ask you the question anyway.
602. You can't sleep because you are addicted to your iPhone in bed.
603. You get a chain letter in the mail and don't know what to do.
604. You get food poisoning on Friday and need the weekend to recover.
605. Your pen pal dumps you.
606. At 4:59pm your boss asks for a favor.
607. PayPal charges you fees to accept money.
608. You have to work on the weekend for no extra pay.
609. You wish you were famous but you're not but a cat playing the piano on YouTube is.
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610. You get more spam emails than actual emails from people you know.
611. While counting a large number of things you just past 73 and you lose count and need to start again.
612. You work at McDonalds and you accidentally give out the wrong change and now your cash drawer is down.
613. While working at McDonalds you get busted hiding in the wash room eating a cheeseburger.
614. You are skinny and you can't put weight on.
615. While laughing you cough up a tonsil stone.
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616. You work on the 57th floor. You need to do a fire drill and walk down 57 floors.
617. You hate the color blue and someone buys you a blue Tshirt
618. You buy something online and it's not what you expected.
619. At work you have to use someone's old keyboard. While cleaning it you turn it upside down. Food crumbs, dust, fingernail clippings and hair then land on your desk.
620. A police car pulls you over and you have been drinking. You also don't have a license.
621. A spider bites your foot and then quickly runs away.
622. You get told off by your dentist for not flossing.
623. You are thirsty but are too lazy to get off the couch to get a glass of water.
624. Work takes up all your time.
625. The tip of your pencil breaks and you don't have a sharpener.
626. You get struck by lightning really bad.
627. While the dentist works on your teeth you hear them say oops.
628. You get a paper cut.
629. At school someone throws an apple at the back of your head.
630. You can't remember stuff.