Bad stuff
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- While on the way to a job interview you step in dog shit and you only realize just as the interview commences.
- You get attacked by wild dogs.
- You are a victim of a hate crime.
- Your computer says that you need to free up disk space because your hard drive is almost full.
- You're a policeman and no one respects your authority.
- Your new boss likes to micro manage you and treats you like a child.
- While shaving you cut yourself.
- You get sick when you can least afford to.
- It's 4:59pm and your boss just asked a question and you need to rush home because you have a hot date coming over for dinner.
- You get nervous more often than not.
- You are sooo lame.
- You have lots of mould growing on the food in your fridge.
- You get jack shit for Christmas.
- On a long flight you sit next to a drainer.
- While having sex on the beach you get busted by the police and you both receive a $200 fine.
- The fact is you're stupid.
- You had a six pack but now it's gone.
- While eating spaghetti you get red sauce on your shirt.
- You spend too much time and money on video games. You're also 35 years old.
- You are no good in bed.
- An elephant hits you with its trunk.
- You win a car but it's not in a color that you want to drive around in.
- You pop a pimple and it leaves a scar.
- People criticize your work.
- Your car runs out of petrol.
- A baby vomits on you.
- You receive a letter in the mail explaining that your neighborhood has been taken over by a vicious gang.
- You accidentally marry your cousin.
- You go sign up to a new website and it says that your desired username is taken.
- Your landlord is an arsehole.
